Friday Film Quotes

Time for another round of movie quotes! I guess last week was a bit tough, so I’ll try to give you some easier ones this week. Here are last week’s answers:

1. Twenty three dollars and seven cents. Sign here. The Blues Brothers
2. He’s smarter than I am. Three years old, and he can already read the funny papers. The Godfather
3. He’s a southpaw. I don’t want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards. Rocky
4. You still remember, Admiral. I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember you. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
5. I’m willing to forget this little incident. And I want you to think real hard about it. And maybe someday you’ll understand what the hell I’m talking about. Stripes
6. And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. Good Morning, Vietnam
7. I don’t have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars. Deuce Bigalow
8. Captain, when I joined the police force, I thought I was going to be Serpico. But instead, I’m like… Fish from Barney Miller. So I Married An Axe Murderer
9. Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks. Pulp Fiction
10. I will not speak to you ’til you put your head on straight. Death Becomes Her
11. We don’t have beer. Just tequila. The Three Amigos
12. Yes, he’s in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad
13. Don’t make me steamroll you. Steamroller! Strange Brew
14. You know, this was not in the brochure… City Slickers
15. It’s amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here I thought it was kinda scary. The Shining
16. All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy. Zorro, The Gay Blade
17. “And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” Benefits of a classical education. Die Hard
18. Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags… and put on some weight will ya? Caddyshack
19. I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce. Goodfellas
20. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school. Uncle Buck

And now, for this week’s quotes! Those playing along on Facebook, remember one guess per person!

Have fun!

1. Hey, Fella! What a turkey! Hey, Fella, you’re a turkey, you know that?!
2. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
3. Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps… some of your wine?
4. What kind of stupid name is that?!
5. God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
6. The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.
7. I feel like I’m watching a Cher video.
8. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.
9. You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.
10. He’s a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
11. Sir, if you get the wrong wire, you’ll cut the engine feeds, and the plane will crash.
12. Behold, my magic wand and free your golden orbs right now.
13. You should’ve been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.
14. I have a shell fragment the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill, 1953.
15. So who’s your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?
16. Don’t you know your right flank from your left flank?
17. We’re not really violent people. This is our first gun.
18. You’ve got me? Who’s got you?
19. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They’ll tell you I know how to return a favor.
20. Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.