Friday Film Quote Quiz

Time for another round of quotes from the cinema! Here are the answers to last weeks quotes:

  1. These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules. Beetlejuice
  2. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage. Senseless
  3. Look, I don’t care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don’t they’ll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us. Shaun of the Dead
  4. Madness – it’s the only word to describe it. This isn’t the state of California, this is a state of insanity. 1941
  5. Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I’m doing. Here, they’re giving me awards. Casino
  6. We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
  7. I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter. The Incredibles
  8. You’re not gonna get those melons picked if you’re dead.  Mr. Majestyk
  9. I’ve done some things in my life I’m not proud of, but this is the first time I’ve ever felt in real danger of hell. The Green Mile
  10. We put liquid paper on a bee, and it died. Step Brothers
  11. No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him. Mrs. Doubtfire
  12. Sir, from where I’m standing, that’s a physical impossibilty. A Night at the Roxbury
  13. I think we’re going to need another feather over here, Professor. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
  14. I’m thinkin’ of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It’s an orange. UHF
  15. Hey, Vera. We’ve got another stiff in the john. 9 to 5
  16. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here’s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. The Meaning of Life
  17. Did you know your last name is an adverb? Johnny Dangerously
  18. Tell them if they don’t do as you wish, you’ll become angry and use your magic. Return of the Jedi
  19. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The Nutty Professor
  20. Look! We’ve figured it seventeen different ways, and every time we figured it, it was no good, because no matter how we figured it, somebody don’t like the way we figured it! So now, there’s only one way to figure it. And that is, every man, including the old bag, for himself! It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Feel free to offer up a movie that you’d like me to pick a line from for next time and send it to me in Messenger (on Facebook) or in the comments here. In the meantime, here are this weeks quotes:

  1. Gentlemen, I wouldn’t trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it.
  2. He’s a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said. His memory’s admissible as evidence! You “involved” me! You’re gonna have to kill it.
  3. Well, what’s this? Another one of your little bird tricks?
  4. I don’t know you! I don’t know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing “I’m Henry the Eighth I Am.”
  5. They were cones!
  6. I’m telling you what we’re not, we’re not people who jam staples into other people’s heads, that’s CIA crap!
  7. Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I’m not proud. I’m amazed.
  8. I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
  9. Three weeks we’ve been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people – on dope? 
  10. You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning.
  11. Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
  12. I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.
  13. Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They’re really inconsiderate when it comes to people’s schedules.
  14. Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard – that’s my policy.
  15. Y’know, Nietzsche says: “Out of chaos comes order.”
  16. Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 KNOTS! I want somebody’s butt, I want it now, I’ve HAD IT!
  17. There’s a sale at Penney’s!
  18. Car’s got a lot of pickup.
  19. The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
  20. It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no telling where you might be swept off to.

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