An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other … Continue reading Sunday Funny
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Sunday Funny
An Irishman, Mick, was on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” He had already won 500,000 euros. “You’ve done very well,” said the presenter, “but for a million euros, you’ve only got one lifeline left, phone a friend. " "Here is your million euros question: “ Which of the following birds does NOT build its … Continue reading Sunday Funny
Sunday Funny
I woke up to a very rainy morning. It reminded me of a silly joke: A koala, a wallaby and a kangaroo are in the Australian outback one morning. Over coffee they are discussing the recent drought they've been having. The koala says, "The weatherman on the radio earlier said we're due for some heavy … Continue reading Sunday Funny