Friday Film Quotes

Time for another round of Friday Film Quotes! Here are the answers from last week:

1. It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad. The Muppet Movie
2. Do you mind if we dance with your dates? Animal House
3. I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast – now! Shawshank Redemption
4. SEDA-GIVE? Young Frankenstien
5. And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury. Back to the Future
6. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Monty Python and the Holy Grail
7. Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
8. Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth? My Cousin Vinny
9. That’s a good-looking piece! and cunningly disguised so it won’t look like a racing car, you know. The cops would never give that a second glance! Cannonball Run
10. Hey Mr. Donut Man, who’s trying to kill ya? I don’t know but they better not! Wayne’s World
11. Gimme some sugar, baby. Army of Darkness
12. You’ve been mostly-dead all day. The Princess Bride
13. Where does he get those wonderful toys? Batman (1989)
14. Dad, you’re going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready! Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
15. Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister’s funeral dressed in feathers. Smokey and the Bandit
16. My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Blazing Saddles
17. There’s one big difference between you and me, George. I do this job because I’ve been trained to do it. You do it because you LOVE it. Patton
18. You don’t need to see his identification. Star Wars: Epidode 4 – A New Hope
19. I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert. Airplane!
20. I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. Happy Gilmore

And now for this weeks quotes. I was challenged to pick some obscure ones this time. Good Luck!

1. Twenty three dollars and seven cents. Sign here.
2. He’s smarter than I am. Three years old, and he can already read the funny papers.
3. He’s a southpaw. I don’t want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards.
4. You still remember, Admiral. I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember you.
5. I’m willing to forget this little incident. And I want you to think real hard about it. And maybe someday you’ll understand what the hell I’m talking about.
6. And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar.
7. I don’t have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.
8. Captain, when I joined the police force, I thought I was going to be Serpico. But instead, I’m like… Fish from Barney Miller.
9. Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
10. I will not speak to you ’til you put your head on straight.
11. We don’t have beer. Just tequila.
12. Yes, he’s in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.
13. Don’t make me steamroll you. Steamroller!
14. You know, this was not in the brochure…
15. It’s amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here I thought it was kinda scary.
16. All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy.
17. “And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.” Benefits of a classical education.
18. Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags… and put on some weight will ya?
19. I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.
20. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school.