Always The Butt of Jokes

Reading is always fun here …

Saturday morning reading time. Sam reads this “That’s not my monkey. His eyebrows are too hairy!”. She asks the kids “Who else has hairy eyebrows?”

The answer was a unanimous “Daddy!”

Then there was a book about 5 stinky pigs … you can only imagine what happened when Sam read, “Four stinky piglets are farty as can be, one gets lost in smelly clouds and that leaves three.”

Sam asked, “Who do you know that is farty?”

No need for me to tell you their answer …

4 thoughts on “Always The Butt of Jokes

  1. lol the role of the Dad and you play it perfectly. I had to laugh for more that one reason Keith, I apparently taught my grandson his new catch phrase, “I made a pizza toot”, hopefully he’ll move on from that one!

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