A Lesson Learned From a Classic

Dabney Coleman passed away recently at the age of 92. He was one of those great actors who always seemed to be playing a jerk in the movies. He played those characters so well, it is hard to believe that he was actually the opposite of that in real life.

As an actor, he appeared in so many great classic TV shows. He was in The Naked City, Ben Casey, Dr. Kildare, The Outer Limits, Hazel, The Donna Reed Show, The Fugitive, That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, The Mod Squad, Bonanza, Ironside, Kojak, Mannix, Cannon, Police Story, Mary Hartman Mary Hartman, Quincy ME, The Love Boat, Columbo, Different Strokes, Boardwalk Empire, Yellowstone, and so many more. He starred as the lead character in Buffalo Bill and The Slap Maxwell Story. His movies included Midway, North Dallas Forty, War Games, Tootsie, Dragnet, The Beverly Hillbillies, Modern Problems, and of course, 9 to 5.

I always liked him as an actor, and it is 9 to 5 which brings about the lesson learned. That lesson is something that I can relate to right now in my life. For those not familiar with 9 to 5, let me give you just a brief overview of the plot from IMDB:

Three female employees of a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot find a way to turn the tables on him.:

Yeah, that’s pretty much what happens. Dabney plays the hard-ass, no nonsense boss, Franklin Hart. He is the stereotypical bad boss. He is exactly how he is described by IMDB. Long story short, working for him sucks. The workplace is a hell hole where the employees are basically slaves to his rules and statutes. The employees can’t even put pictures up at their desks!

I won’t give away too much of the plot, but the three ladies played by Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda wind up holding him against his will and run the company while he is “away.” During that time, the girls change things up a bit, well, a lot. They add flex shifts for workers, a daycare, plants and pictures can adorn desks, rehabilitation programs, and a whole lot more. Employee morale goes through the roof!

As for how the movie ends, you will have to watch for yourself, but here is the lesson and how it applies to me and my work life. We recently had a merger. As that merger continued to be finalized, there were a lot of unknowns. A few weeks ago, our director was let go along with many others. No one knew what was going to happen.

Shortly after an introductory e-mail, our interim manager was named manager, much to our delight. We all like her. She was one of us techs, so she knows all our concerns and the things we deal with on a daily basis. We then had a meeting via Zoom/Teams where all of us were told of the plans going forward. This was scary for us – we had no idea.

What happened during the meeting was nothing short of amazing. Ideas that had been thrown around years ago and shot down, were suddenly a possibility. Many concerns were addressed and tentative plans to correct them were presented. Over and over again we were given things that were being discussed for our workplace that would make things so much easier for all of us. The future looks bright!

I won’t lie to you, a couple years ago, I was on the job hunt. I had interviews, but nothing really panned the way I had hoped. Places I thought were the answer gave off bad vibes. People I met didn’t give me a good feeling, etc. So I stayed and did my job. (It is always easier to find a job while you still have one.) I was so unhappy about things. I was miserable. I wasn’t sure how much longer I could do it. My health was bad, my blood pressure was up, my sleep was nonexistent, and my home life was tense. Stress was an understatement.

When the interim manager took over, she presented me with an opportunity to go to second shift. I jumped at the opportunity. Almost immediately, my demeaner was better. I was happier. I saw more of my family. My stress level dropped – and so did my blood pressure. My doc was so impressed with my blood pressure that she wrote a note saying that for my health’s sake, I should not be allowed to work midnights.

Anyway, after that meeting, I got a sense that our new leaders really wanted to (1) help our lab grow, (2) help get us what we needed to be the best for our patients, and (3) make us employees happy. Just like in the movie 9 to 5, I see these things being implemented and the morale becoming better. I see good things to come. The leaders truly make me feel appreciated and I think that’s amazing.

When I was a boss in radio, I always said if you make your employees happy, they will follow your leadership. I hope that the vibe that I am feeling is right and we see happy employees and a great work environment.

Mad About Mad!

I had a paper route as a kid.  It was nice because I had an income (not much, but a lot for a kid).  With the money I earned, I would run up to the record store and buy records or tapes or maybe I’d go to Circus World and buy some new toy I wanted.  If I wasn’t buying toys or music, I was in the book store buying my favorite magazine – Mad.

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This week it was announced that Mad would be coming off the newsstands after an amazing 67 year run!  What a shame this is!  I remember picking it up and laughing out loud at so many things!  As a kid, I always laughed at the humor and satirical content and often brought it to school and laughed with friends during lunch.

I will admit that it has been some time since I bought a copy of Mad, but I can recall some of the things I looked forward to each month:

Movie and TV Parodies

M*A*S*H became M*U*S*H, Different Strokes was Different Jokes, The Sound of Music was The Sound of Money, and the Godfather was The OddFather.

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So many great satires and parodies were presented in Mad.  I always loved reading them and found the comedic spins on character names creative and funny.

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As silly as these comics were, I always wondered which Spy would wind up beating the other one! I don’t recall rooting for one Spy in particular.

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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

Al Jaffee, was responsible for two of my favorite Mad Magazine features.  The first was Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.  Who doesn’t respond with a sarcastic answer when someone asks you a ridiculous question!!??  I always loved this feature, and Al wrote many books based on this feature.

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The Mad Fold-In

Al Jaffee also was responsible for this feature.  There was usually some crazy drawing on the back cover.  There was some scenario or question posed and you folded the back cover in and the answer and another drawing appeared from the original.  It’s hard to explain, but this picture may help…

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Incidentally, as of this writing, Al Jaffee is still alive and celebrated his 98th birthday in March!

Don Martin

Another great contributor to Mad Magazine was artist Don Martin.  He was with the magazine from 1956-1988 and had some very funny characters.  At one point in his career, he was promoted as “Mad’s Maddest Artist!” His stuff always had really generic titles like “One Fine Day at the Bank” or “One Tuesday Afternoon After School.”  What I loved about him was that his cartoons always had some of the weirdest sound effects!  What I mean by that is he’d spell out the sound effects that were going on and those always cracked me up!!! Here are a couple of his onomatopoeias:

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SHTOINK (seen above) was actually his vanity license plate on his car.  When I think of Don, I always think of my best friend, Jeff.  I’m not sure why, but we still make silly noises and make up words when we chat on the phone and when we’re together.  I am sure we spent many hours laughing at the “sounds” created by Don Martin for Mad Magazine! Sadly, he died of cancer in 2000.

Alfred E. Neuman

He was the iconic face of Mad Magazine who signature phrase was “What, me worry?”

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Alfred’s face could be found on the cover of Mad, and when I’d walked over the rack, I’d look for his face to find the magazine!

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The character itself has interesting origins and you can read about them on wiki here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_E._Neuman

Alfred also made a record!  Depending on the source, it’s either from 1963 or 1966 (some sources say it could be as early as 1959), and it was called “It’s a Gas!”  With a name like that, you are correct if you thought it included “sounds a body with gas makes”.  Drew and Mike played this often when they were doing mornings on WRIF.  Enjoy it at the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-v9Y5n9usI

Farewell, Mad

Mad is really one of the last satirical magazines around.  Crazy Magazine stopped publishing in 1983 after a brief decade of issues.

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Cracked magazine (which I often bought with Mad) ceased publication in 2007.

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In a few weeks, the bimonthly publication will only feature vintage MAD content and be sold at comic book stores. The magazines will still be mailed to subscribers, and DC will continue to publish MAD books and special collections. Starting with issue 11 (Mad reset its numbering in 2018 after moving offices) in October, “new” issues of Mad will only feature new cover art, while the rest of the magazine will comprise articles pulled from previous issues. I am sad to see it go, and based on the things I am seeing on Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, and other social media sites, I am not alone.

In 2015, “Weird Al” Yankovic served as Mad Magazine’s first “Guest Editor.”  Naturally, I bought that issue.  Upon hearing the news of the magazine’s demise, Al tweeted: “I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid — it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions.”

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67 years in publication!  67 years of satire.  67 years of laughs!  Thanks, Mad!

In honor of Mad, I plan on using Sploydoing, Floourtz, Gluwwtch, Flaark and other onomatopoeias in my daily vocabulary for years to come!

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