Tag: Get a Life!

Spy A Little Spy For Me

Sometimes I just have to chuckle. Apparently, my life is still of interest to folks from my past who have yet to move on. Let me explain.

I had one of those Tik Tok pages a while ago. My coworkers sit and watch videos at work when they get a break. One of them suggested I join. When I created my account, they obvious thought they’d know what kind of content to show me. “Let’s see, here is a guy in his early 50’s….lets show him girls with big breasts.”

I swear, I asked my coworker why she would tell me to get in the app. “All they show me are girls with big boobs! I don’t want to see that and I certainly don’t want my kids to be playing a game on my phone and accidentally see that garbage!” She told me in order to get what I want to see I have to search things like “great golf shots” or “funny cats.” I told her I could think of better things to do than to just watch “Tit Tok” and deleted the app.

Fast forward about a year. My wife Sam watches Tik Tok and get’s ideas for games with the kids, She gets recipes. She gets book ideas. She sees funny posts about marriage and having toddlers.

She began to forward me videos on Facebook. I told her I couldn’t see them because I didn’t have the app. She encouraged me to download it again so I could see what she sends. I told her why I didn’t want to, but I ended up getting it.

The only content I have posted was Detroit Lions things. I haven’t posted anything personal. I may have posted a silly picture from the internet, too, but that’s it, My posts are kinda boring. That didn’t stop a bunch of foreign folks from following my page. I don’t know who they are, A couple friends found me on their and added me, too.

One thing that I like about Tik Tok is that I will get notifications saying who looked at my page. Naturally, it wasn’t but a week after I started my account back up that I got a notification: (Ex-wife) had viewed your profile. I laughed. She viewed it a few times after that, too.

Then I got one: (Former Sister-in-Law) has viewed your profile. They are like two peas in a pod. Then another one popped up: (Ex-wife’s friend and former coworker) viewed your profile. Really?!

I suppose I am the Most Interesting Man in the World. Maybe I need to do a few more beer commercials?

Anyway, I thought about calling them out on the page, but why bother? I truly don’t know what they want or what they expect to see. So I just posted a photo of a woman looking into binoculars with the song “Somebody’s Watching Me by Rockwell” playing. Oh, and I wrote, “Nothing to see here, please move along!”

Will they get the hint? Probably. They’ll create phoney accounts so they can keep looking. I promise, my page will be very boring. I can assure you, there are people who are more interesting that me that you can stalk….

Social Media Spring Cleaning

I was forced to do a bit of clean up to one of my social media accounts today.

I am not really sure how I missed this one particular person when I went through the “followers” previously, but I did. This follower decided to make themselves known by commenting on a post I made. By doing so, I again went through the followers and deleted (and blocked) those who are full of hatred and negative energy.

I know that it is only a quick fix. I would not put it past you to create fake accounts with fake names and follow me that way. I wouldn’t put it past you to recruit others to spy for you. On Facebook and other social platforms, I can keep on blocking – and no doubt, you know about it. I am sure that once the block happened today, it was the talk of the day! One less connection to feed you things to gossip about. Don’t be hurt that I blocked you (and others before you). They were the first to block me as I recall.

At What Point Do You Move On?

That’s a good question. There are other questions that I can pose as well. Does your new man realize that you are probably spending more time on me and what I am doing than him? Are you that desperate to know what I am doing that you need to have your friends stalk my page? You claim that I am playing the “victim”, but isn’t what you have been doing for years? You have everything you ever wanted now. With all the time you spend focusing on me and my life, when will you ever open your eyes to enjoy what you have?

I have to believe that your friends, your man, and your family would be sick of hearing about me by now! Maybe they are just like you, however, and take joy in being miserable and making others miserable. You are the great manipulator. You have them all believing what you want them to believe. You have done no wrong in anything. You must control every situation and get what you want when you want it. You will do whatever you have to do or say to get people to believe you, stand with you, and buy into your narcissistic world.

Do yourself, your friends, and your family a favor – MOVE ON!

Misery loves company. It also must love jealousy, and toxicity. All I need in my life is my children and those who love me.

All 8 of those things should sound familiar to you – as you fit every single one of those things!

Take a look around your circle of “friends” or “family” for that matter – you love to talk about every one of them when they are not around. The backstabbing and gossip that happens to people who are not there is brutal and venomous! I wonder if they have any idea that you wear a different face when you are with them? You have to know that they do they same thing to you when you are not there. Each of you have two or more faces. Oh well, let them be the subject of your evil and selfish “game.”

Have a nice life ….

Oh, one more thing….

Professional help!