As the title of this blog states, yesterday I must have needed more coffee or more medication. I swear I must have been exhausted or just out of my mind!

I was straightening up the living room and was looking for the vacuum cleaner. I looked around the living room, in the entryway, in the kitchen, in the bedrooms, and even the bathroom. Our house is small. I must have walked through the kitchen four times trying to get from room to room looking for that sucker (pun intended)! By the fourth time through the house, I just couldn’t figure out where in the world the vacuum could have gone!

We have a joke in our house. If you don’t know where something is – ask Andrew. He either had it last or knows where it is! So I ask him and he walks into the kitchen. “There it is, Daddy!”

Yes. There it is. Right next to the biggest thing in the kitchen – the fridge. I also shamefully admit that I walked right by this thing – four times! That is my wife’s coat over the top of the handle, which is obviously enough to hide it from Mr. Clueless.

Let your jokes begin ….