Weekend Funny

I was driving by the golf course earlier today.  I noticed a lot of folks squeezing in one last round before summer ends. It reminded me of a joke:

Two dimwitted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par 3.  They can see the flag, but not the green.  Both golfers hit from the tee into the fog. They head to the green to find their balls.

One ball is about 6 feet from the cup, while the other one made it into the cup for a hole in one.  Both players are playing the same brand of ball, and they can’t figure out whose ball is whose.

The golf pro is driving by and the men ask him to weigh in.  He congratulated both men on their fantastic shots.  Then he looked at them and asked “Which one of you was using the orange ball?”

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