50 years ago today, Sanford and Son premiered on TV. In honor of the anniversary, here are links to two “Sanford” related blogs I wrote some time ago. The first comes from a Blogathon where I was to write about one of my favorite episodes and the second is about the fantastic theme song. Don’t be a “Big Dummy,” enjoy revisiting these blogs.
I didn’t feel it, as I was driving in to work, but Michigan had an earthquake today. I guess it happened close to 7pm and was a magnitude 3.2 earthquake. Some friends of mine downriver posted about this on Facebook.
I remember being at my grandma’s house one summer and feeling the ground shake a little. We were on the couch watching TV. Later that day, it was all over the news that there was an earthquake.
In 2015 we had a small earthquake here. Not many people felt it. It was almost a joke. People were posting this picture with the caption “We will rebuild” on it!
I realize that earthquakes can be serious and deadly, and I am lucky that I’ve never actually been through a bad one. I can’t even begin to imagine what it would be like. Every time I hear about an earthquake, I am always reminded of the scene below from Sanford and Son. Fred’s response after it is all over always cracks me up.
Wildfires, Covid-19, Murder Hornets, Earthquakes …. one can only imagine what 2020 has in store for the remainder of the year….
Life used to have a routine. I could plan my day. Phrases like: Business as usual, status quo, day to day affairs, normal activities, daily grind, staying the course, standard practice, and as per usual – don’t mean anything anymore. Nothing is normal anymore. As a midnight shift worker, it’s hard to know what day it is, but when the routine is thrown off, it becomes more difficult.
Give Me Just A Little More Time
I have been seriously trying to make time to sort through thoughts. Believe it or not, it’s been a little easier to do since I have been at home a bit more. Last week I only worked about half of my 40 hours because of low census and the eventual closing down of our lab. I was able to get some hours helping out in the Labor Pool at the hospital.
Our techs were reassigned. Some had jobs in the hospital, but I was reassigned on Wednesday night to go to the hospital to help direct traffic. We were given one of those orange vests and we were sent out to the main parking lot. Our job was to make sure the cars that were lined up to be screened for the Covid-19 virus had first been checked in at the ER.
Basically, a check in at the ER determined whether or not your situation or symptoms warranted actually getting the test. You probably know that there are a limited amount of tests, so the ones who would benefit from a self quarantine were sent home, while others drove to where I was and got in line to be screened. Screenings were done in their cars.
I reported to work at 6:45 pm. Seeing the line of cars made this whole thing much more of a reality for me. There were plenty of cars in line. Some of them had not been screened at ER, so we had to instruct them to go there first. As you can imagine, there was a lot of stress, worry, and anger going on. I saw a road rage incident while we were out there. Apparently, a car in front of another was not pulling up far enough and the rear car kept beeping at him to move forward. A few beeps and the driver was out yelling at the other. Security had to be called. It was nuts!
As the evening progressed, the line became shorter. Testing ended at about 2 am, and that was when we left. I had to go inside to use the restroom at one point and I can tell you that the doctors, nurses, and staff in the hospital were busy! They were frazzled, but it was a picture of controlled chaos. Kudos to these men and women, who are doing everything they can to help stop this thing!
I was standing in the parking lot directing traffic at midnight yesterday. I set an alarm so I would not forget to wish my wife Happy Anniversary. I posted this on my Facebook page:
“Two years ago today, I married my best friend. Two years ago today, I married my one true love. Two years ago today, I married the woman who completes me, brings me joy, companionship, encouragement, support, and love. I swore two years ago that I could never love another female like I loved her … then she gave birth to our daughter. I am blessed beyond measure having these two in my life!
Happy anniversary, Sam, I cannot wait for the years ahead.
Thank you for two amazing years – our adventure continues….”
Covid-19 is a worldwide issue! It is everywhere and it is effecting everyone. In my many years on the radio, I have had the chance to meet and become friends with some musical artists. Working in country radio, I can tell you that the country artists are just amazing. I could sit and chat with them about songwriting, their tour, their families, etc… I always enjoyed having the chance to interview them on the radio.
With all of the social distancing and people being told to stay home, the musical artists are taking a hit. You may be upset that the concert you planned to attend has been postponed, but I can tell you that the artists are just as upset. Going out on tour, talking to radio stations, meeting fans, and performing for you is what they love to do! Covid-19 has forced them to stay home, too!
You probably read where Garth Brooks is going to do a live concert on the internet this week. There are many other artists who are doing the same! Brad Paisley did an acoustic session on Facebook, so did Jewel.
My buddy, James Otto, was the first one I heard mention that he was going to do it. I was at work when it was live, but I did catch it afterward on Facebook. It was great! It was so simple and awesome. It reminded me of the time he had come through town before his hit Just Got Started Lovin’ You hit the air. He came in, we interviewed him on the air, and then he did a little acoustic set for the staff in the conference room. God, do I miss those! My apologies to James for this incredibly terrible screen shot of his live stream.
He sounded great! Thanks for the much needed “pick me up”!
It’s also been great to see video messages from Simon Pegg, Matthew McConaughey, Michael Buble’ and other celebrities! These messages have brought music, hope, laughs, and entertainment to folks cooped up in the homes. I have read about celebrities offering dance instruction, comedians doing comedy sets, celebrities reading books to kids, chefs doing cooking lessons, and more! It’s great to see so much good amidst the craziness in the world.
The WiFi is working at my house, and I use it not only to surf the internet, check e-mail, and to write this blog, I also use it to make video calls. I have an Android phone and just can’t convince myself to switch to an iPhone. My wife tried to get me to switch so we could use FaceTime. Well, I found Google Duo does the same thing. So I am able to video chat with her and see the baby while at work at night. I can also video chat with my dad and my brother so they can see the baby, too!
My buddy Johnny Molson (more on him in a minute) has been taking part in Zoom meetings. Basically group chats with friends, so they can all keep in touch. Restaurants, bars, and places to gather have been closed, so these video group chats can allow folks to gather while social distancing themselves from others.
My new doctor has tele-medicine available. We can video chat with her if we need to. My therapist is actually going to be doing my session via video today. It should be interesting. I will keep the phone above the waist….I am wearing my Minion pajama bottoms! LOL
Already bored with TV
I don’t have a whole lot of stuff I watch on TV. Lately, it’s been The First 48, Forensic Files, Live PD, and a few others. Some of these cable channels are doing these all day marathons, and I wish they wouldn’t. I love a good rerun, but I I don’t think I like them with these types of shows. Maybe I am just picky. Hell, I will watch reruns of old shows like Sanford and Son, Columbo, Perry Mason, and Mission: Impossible all day – it doesn’t bug me at all. I just can’t sit and watch these over and over.
This is where the internet is helpful again. Does your imagination need a workout? Books can help, but if you want to “watch a show”, may I recommend Old Time Radio Shows? They are like watching TV shows, only without the video. Families would gather in front of the radio at night and listen to their favorites – remember the scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie is listening to Little Orphan Annie?
I have Sirius XM in my car, and I love the Old Radio Show Channel. I’m not sure if the copyright on some shows are a factor or what, but I have heard the channel host say that “certain shows are no longer available” for them to play. I end up hearing a lot of shows that I was never really interested in.
I realize that these shows are dated, but they are still very entertaining. Many are available on YouTube. If you like crime shows – check out Dragnet, Broadway is My Beat, Sherlock Holmes, or Gangbusters. If you like mystery and suspense – try The Mysterious Traveler, Suspense, The Whistler, or Nightbeat. For Movie adaptations – try Lux Radio Theater, Screen Directors PlayHouse, or CBS Radio Mystery Theater. If you want to laugh – try The Jack Benny Program, Fibber McGee and Molly, Amos and Andy, Our Miss Brooks, The Fred Allen Show, Burns and Allen, The Life of Riley, or Abbott and Costello. Sometimes I do a google search for an actor and find shows they were on (“Edward G. Robinson on radio” will bring up a few). Let your imagination get a workout while stuck at home!
New Sleep Habit
As a sleep technologist, we tell patients all the time of the importance of having a bedtime routine. That can really help assure that you fall asleep and keep you in a regular sleep pattern. With a 6 week old baby, you can imagine how the bedtime routine has changed! Sam has a routine with the baby ever night. When I am home – I basically throw that routine off.
The baby has a sound machine that plays music. The bassinet has a button that makes it vibrate. Then she has a stuffed animal that lights up and puts lights on the ceiling.
Hers is an elephant, but the dog above shows how it works. At any rate, all of these things are on as Ella goes to bed. It’s been a routine now for 6 weeks.
I noticed this week after coming home after my shift and trying to sleep during the day, that I was having an issue falling asleep. You know what it is? I have found that I actually find it hard to fall asleep now without that silly music on! I thought it was crazy, until Sam told me that she felt like she had to turn the stars on so she could see them on the ceiling to fall asleep. If you are a parent, has something like this happened to you?
“Buy me a coffee”
I noticed this recently on some of the blogs I follow. At the end of their blog, there is an icon that says “Buy Me a Coffee.”
So, is this like a “tip?” “Hey, buddy. Nice blog – have a coffee.” I hadn’t noticed this before, but I am seeing it more and more. Don’t get my wrong – I LOVE coffee, but I am not going to beg my readers for one. I’m all for getting together and having coffee together, I would love that! I just think it’s odd. I mean, if you really want to buy me something, I’m not going to turn away diapers or formula! LOL
Parting thoughts ( that I wish I had written )
I mentioned Johnny Molson, above. He wrote a very cool piece that I shared on Facebook and I wanted to share it here as well. I could have copied and pasted it, but I didn’t want to be accused of plagiarism. So surf over here and check out this piece that really speaks to our current situation.
Take care of yourself!
This blog is part of the 6th Annual Favourite TV Show Episode Blogathon, hosted by A Shroud of Thoughts. This is my second year taking part in it. The rest of the entries can be found here:
Home Sweet Home – Sanford and Son
I could have picked a few episodes from Sanford and Son. It remains one of those classic shows that makes me laugh out loud. Home Sweet Home is from the fourth season of the show. It is the 7th episode of that season. It originally aired on October 25, 1974. The episode is full of some great lines and physical comedy from Redd Foxx.
Greed is a powerful thing. It is also a great premise for comedy (It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is a classic example). Fred and Lamont return from a miserable camping trip when their neighbor, Julio comes knocking on the door with news. He informs them that a Japanese company wants to buy up all the houses on their block to build a brewery. All they need to close the deal is Fred and Lamont to accept their offer and the deal is done.
Greed begins to take hold. Fred knows that he is in a position to take advantage of the fact that they need him to sign in order to make it happen. He is going to hold out for the most money. Julio and Lamont beg him not to mess up the deal. All of his neighbors are counting on him. As he leaves, he reminds Fred that the Japanese representative will be by “first thing in the morning.” Fred responds, “I know. They always attack at dawn.”
The following morning, Julio returns wondering if the Japanese realtors have been by. They have not. Fred is stuffing fortunes he wrote in fortune cookies (“You’ll meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger. Give him what he wants!”). Again, Julio begs Fred not to blow it for everyone. He reminds him that as soon as he signs, they all get their money. “Mr. Sanford, we are all in the boat!” Fred’s reply cracks me up – “This is your captain speaking. Get your poop off my deck!”
The realtor is not at all what Fred expected, in that she is a young and pretty Japanese lady who introduces herself as Miss Funai. She explains that they have appraised the house and factored in extra money for “sentimental value” and offer them $20,000. Upon hearing the price, Lamont becomes frantically excited and rushes to get a pen (a very funny moment, as he continues to try to keep a calm voice). Fred, of course, plays up the whole “sentimental value” aspect and fakes some tears. She explains that she will leave, discuss this with her partners and return later. As she leaves, she says “Sayonara” to which Fred replies, “Frank Sinatra to you, too!”
Lamont is upset, but Fred explains that since they are t he last to sign, he knows they will be back with an offer for more money. When she returns, the offer has indeed increased – by $2500. Fred refuses and she asks if she can use their phone to call her partners. While in the kitchen on the phone, Lamont rips into Fred saying he is going to blow the deal. When Miss Funai returns, she explains that she cannot discuss any further, however, if they would come to dinner at her house, they can discuss with the other business partners. Lamont says that they will be there.
Upon arriving at the home of the Funai’s, they are asked to remove their shoes and jackets, which makes Fred a bit uneasy. In the next scene, the two emerge in Japanese robes. Lamont notices a Samurai sword on the wall and asks about it. Miss Funai says that he uncle used it to kill himself. Fred says to Lamont, “What’s the big deal about killing yourself. My Uncle Alfonzo killed himself in St. Louis and you don’t see me hanging wine bottles around the house!”
Miss Funai’s father and grandfather enter the room and they are asked to sit at the table. The table is on the floor and there are no chairs, allowing some very funny physical comedy from Redd Foxx as he tries to (and eventually does) sit on the floor. On the table is traditional Japanese food. Miss Funai tells them what each dish is, and Fred passes. He instead says he’ll eat “some of these grapes” which he describes as “a little slippery.” Miss Funai applauds him for trying them and informs him that he is eating fish eyes! This brings about another magical moment of visual comedy as Fred spits out the fish eyes. His face is priceless.
Fred is told by the father that the grandfather is impressed by their sentimental attachment to their home. Because of that they are offered a “top price” of $27,000. He immediately asks for $30,000 as a “tip top” price, to which Lamont tells him he is going to take this deal and sign the paperwork. Fred is handed a pen, which he cannot hold onto because of “his arthritis” which he says may have happened as he tried to sit on the floor. The father asks if he has a bad back. Fred says he does, and the father instructs a family member to get acupuncture needles to help him.
Upon seeing the needles, Fred jumps to his feet and claims they are going to torture him. This is my favorite scene in the show. He yells, “Stand back! I know kung fu! I never miss a show!” Fred begins to move his arms and body around doing some hilarious kung fu like moves before running out of the house.
The Sanfords return home and Lamont is sure that the deal is off. Fred has obviously offended their Japanese hosts. Fred insists that they need their house, so they will be back. He has his eyes set on much more money. Sure enough, there is a knock on the door and it is Miss Funai and her grandfather.
The grandfather speaks Japanese to him and Miss Funai translates. She says, “Never is his life had he met a man as great as you. He respects your great love for your home. He wouldn’t dare ask you to leave it.” Lamont reacts and rolls his eyes. Now Fred starts to insist that they buy his house. “Ask me!” he says. She says that her grandfather wouldn’t think of uprooting them. “Uproot me!” Fred yells.
Before leaving, Miss Funai hands Fred a gift. She says, “As a gesture of respect and friendship we offer you this sea shell” and they walk out the door. Fred continues to try to get them to reconsider as they leave. As the door shuts, Fred stands next to Lamont and looks down at the sea shell. Fred asks, “What am I gonna do with this?” Lamont’s reply is priceless. In a calm voice he says, “It’s a sea shell, Pop. Hold it up to your right ear (which Fred does), and (angrily) push it through to your left!”
In the final scene, Lamont comes in and asks if the neighbors have called to yell at Fred yet. He says they haven’t. Lamont says he thought they’d have been all over him for messing up the entire real estate deal. He goes upstairs and we find out why the neighbors haven’t gotten angry – Fred is calling them, disguising his voice saying they aren’t going to buy the properties. His call to Julio ends the show in standard Sanford fashion.
Sanford and Son has so many great episodes. My dad, my grandparents, and I would often spout out quotes from our favorite episodes. Thanks to Terence from A Shroud of Thoughts for allowing me to participate again this year! I am already looking forward to next year. There are so many great shows to chose from, but then again, there are still plenty of Sanford and Son episodes to chose from …
Two Years Old
Word Press informs me that this blog turned two years old yesterday! Two years and the blogging continues….
I wrote a blog reflecting on one year and some feelings remain the same. Rather than look back on the entire two years, I thought I would reflect on the last year, which had many milestones! Over the past year, I have gained many more followers, so for those new followers, let me give you a brief look at why this blog exists two years later.
When I began this blog, I really didn’t have any idea of what it would be. In my head, I thought that I might blog about some things I liked. I also knew I would probably write about some favorite memories. I might also write tributes to important people in my life or just random thoughts to help me deal with emotions or life situations.
This blog was meant for me. It was to be a “sort of” therapy for me. I envisioned it as a way to keep track of thoughts, write down stories I didn’t want to forget, and occasionally just vent. I had often joked about writing an autobiography, and in a way, this blog has become “chapters”.
I never thought that anyone would actually want to read these blogs (unless, of course, the blog mentioned them)! Yet, here I am over two years later and I have “followers” – people who actually make it a point to read this no matter what the topic. It humbles me.
If I were to compare “year one” with “year two” I would say the blogs leaned a lot more happy. They contained many happy moments. Looking back, I see how I have grown and learned to deal with certain people, certain situations, and look at things more objectively. I have learned to think before reacting. I have learned to separate myself from those things that bring on stress and make me uncomfortable. I have gotten more in touch with the person I want to be. Looking back, I see much more happiness. Life has been very good to me over the last year.
Much like last year, there were plenty of blogs about music. I began to post a song every Tuesday that held some special meaning. Maybe the song was prompted by a singer’s birthday or it was just something I heard on the radio. I admit toward the end of the year, I neglected the Tune Tuesday feature a bit. I hope to be a bit more consistent with it in the year ahead. Last year’s songs ranged from Dean Martin to Hugh Laurie to the Muppets! I look forward to this year’s selections.
Memories of the Past
Nostalgic memories are often featured here. Many of them stem from things I see that bring back memories. Some writings stem from an idea I got from a fellow blogger. Some of the topics from last year included the ice cream man, toys I remember from my childhood, breakfast cereals from my childhood, memories of band class, the Sunday comics I used to read, books I read as a child and to my boys, and the summer baseball games I played in the neighborhood. There was also a blog about Muppets phased out of Sesame Street.
I toyed with this idea, and my little brother stepped up to bat. It was fun to tell him to write whatever he wanted to and see what he came up with. I really like this idea, and I hope to get a few others to write occasional pieces for this blog. I am very open to this idea. Let me know if you would like to do this! You could write about me, our friendship, or expand on something I have already written.
This year I saluted my oldest and best friend on his birthday. I also saluted three of my friends from school/band in one blog because they all celebrated birthdays in October. Remembering some of the funny radio stories that involved my co-host Stephanie was a blast for sure! Some blogs were inspired by friends and their posts on Facebook. Year three I am already planning some overdue friendship blogs. Stay tuned!
This year, I did a series on my favorite movies by decade. The idea was to pick one favorite film from each year you have been alive. I was born in 1970, so I did a blog for each decade (70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s). I neglected to do 2010-2019, but now that we have entered the new decade, I will have to make sure to wrap that series up. I really enjoy being able to write about my favorite films, and I found it a challenge to narrow it down to one each year.
Last year I wrote about less celebrities than the year before. I wrote about The Three Stooges, in a round about way, as I went with the boys to the Stooges Festival in Redford. I devoted an entire blog to some of the very funny lines that Paul Lynde had from the Hollywood Squares. The great Jack Benny got an much deserved blog on his birthday. I also wrote about Elvis on the anniversary of his passing. I believe that there are a few other celebrities who I could easily devote an entire blog to, I just wonder if folks would read it.
Along with movies and music, TV tends to be a topic I love to write about. This year I wrote a blog about the classic 1966 Batman show. I also wrote about my favorite TV shows of the 1950’s. For Tune Tuesday, I picked Sanford and Son because of the theme song. I really need to write about that show and some of my other favorites. This year I blogged about the remake of All in the Family and The Jefferson’s which again brought me back to one of my original blogging ideas – “why must they remake everything!?” I also had a chance to talk about one of my favorite Christmas TV specials this year.
While many blogs tend to focus on entertaining things, some blogs wind up being of a serious nature. I am human. I can’t be upbeat all the time. I finally had the guts to write about the topic of divorce – just to see if I could do it. Death was also a topic. I lost some close friends this year. I also had friends of mine who lost loved ones. Just this week alone, my buddy Chris lost his mom and a co-worker lost hers. It’s a hard topic to write about, but I did.
As I look back over “year two”, there is no shortage of blogs that brought about strong emotions from me. One of those stemmed from a photo shoot for my oldest son. Senior pictures. I still choke up as I think about him being a senior and graduating. Speaking of graduation, my wife graduated with her Bachelor’s Degree in April. I felt so much pride for her as she walked that stage. She did all the work, so why it was so emotional for me, I don’t know. I sometimes think I can get too emotional. Rest assured – there are more emotional blogs in the year ahead!
The blog also consisted of many personal rants. Some I have mentioned (TV and Movie remakes, missing Muppets, and such), but I also ranted (and whined) about having the “man cold”. That blog brought about much teasing from friends! I also ranted about how much I miss record stores (prompted by a record player I received for my birthday). I know I have other “rant” topics in my blogging notebook.
A Love Story
Sam and I celebrated our first wedding anniversary. I chose to take the occasion of our anniversary to tell “our story”. The people who were close to us knew the story, but many didn’t. As sort of a “love letter” to my wife, and as a way to tell just how our wonderful relationship began, I wrote a series of three blogs leading up to our anniversary. Those blogs talked of how we met and became close friends, how we began dating and how I proposed, and then how we got married. Those blogs were among my highest read last year. A blog followed about our anniversary trip. Sam makes me SO happy and I am sure there will be many more blogs about our amazing relationship.
On Father’s Day, Sam told me that we were expecting a baby. It was SO hard to NOT blog about that!! We waited some time before spilling the beans with our big announcement. A series of blogs about expecting a baby, then finding out we were having a girl, and finally sharing the name we had picked for her remain the most read blogs in the history of this blog! The support from our friends and family has been SO amazing! Sharing stories of the baby shower and 3D ultrasound pics has been a thrill. We are closing in on the due date (February 16) and she can come anytime. The nursery is ready and so are we! We anxiously await her arrival and with it, I will have plenty of things to share with you about being a dad again!
As I said last year – Not so long ago, I was told my someone once close to me to stop writing. “Nobody wants to read about that crap! It is a waste of time. Stop trying to be creative. Nobody cares about what you like and don’t like!” If I have learned anything from Facebook and this blog, it is that people do care! People do like to read what I write! In the end, I don’t really write for others, I write for myself. The fact that other people read this blog and get some enjoyment out if it is a little bonus.
In future blogs, I will continue to write about things I love. I will write about things that people want to know about. I hope to do more Question and Answer blogs and I will continue to participate in Blogathons. I want to write about how Autism played a role on my life, which I never seemed to get around to last year. I also want to continue to write on movies and music. I will continue to write about things in my personal life (and how it is affected by the arrival of our beautiful daughter). I will continue to write – because I enjoy it. The minute this is no longer satisfying and I feel that I have written all I can write … I will stop. Until then, thank YOU for reading my “various ramblings”. I appreciate you!
Happy 2nd Birthday!!
Tune Tuesday returns today in honor of it being the 48th anniversary of the premier of one of my favorite TV shows, Sanford and Son! It debuted on NBC January 14, 1972 and starred Redd Foxx as junkman Fred G. Sanford and Demond Wilson as his son, Lamont. The show ran until March of 1977. It aired for six seasons and was a top ten show for the first five seasons it aired.
The theme song was released on Quincy Jones’ 1973 album “You Got It Bad Girl” and was released as a single. The song never released Billboard status when it was released and actually only reached #294. However, in a Rolling Stone reader poll, it ranked as the 9th favorite TV theme song.
How can you NOT dig this funky jam??!!
Grab Grady, Bubba, Leroy and Skillet and crank it up in honor of a very funny show!
I am a sleep technologist full time. Naturally, when I see articles related to sleep, I read them. The American Academy of Sleep Medicine recently took a survey to find out what keeps us up at night.
Coming in at #4 – Playing video games. 59% of men and 42% of women do it.
Coming in at #3 – Watching sports. The survey says that 60% of us sometimes choose sports over sleep. (75% were men, while 45% were women)
The second thing that keeps us up at night is reading. According to the survey 71% of women and 61% of men lose sleep because they couldn’t put down a book. (Personally, I LOVE when a book keeps me interested like that!)
So what was the #1 thing that keeps us up at night? No surprise – Streaming TV shows or movies. A whopping 88% of us do this! Of that group, 95% of the people were between 18 & 45 years old.
24 % of people in the survey said they usually are angry with themselves for putting entertainment over sleep.
The results got me to thinking. As someone who rarely gets enough sleep because of my job, what TV shows would I consider to be “Binge Worthy”?
Since the birth of television, there have been thousands of TV shows! With the availability of many of those shows on DVD and on streaming sites, which ones would I actually think about streaming or binge-watching? I decided to break it down by decade. I wrote down the first four shows from each decade that came to mind down. So, here are the shows that I could easily “binge” watch:
Now it’s your turn. If you want to Google it – go ahead, but I thought it was more fun to just think of the decades and write down the first ones that came to my head.
What are YOUR “binge worthy” shows??
A week or so ago, I posted a blog stating that I was toying with the idea of inviting someone to be a guest blogger. Without hesitation, my younger brother Christopher said he would love to write one. Let me say that he is WAY more qualified to write than I am. He has published a book and has been writing short stories and other things for as long as I can remember.
I saw his email this morning as I was getting ready to take the boys home. I had to open it and read it. I stood in my kitchen laughing as I read it. My wife was still asleep, and I thought for sure that I was going to wake her up. My son, looked at me and asked “what’s so funny, dad?” I looked at him and said, “Just something Uncle Chris sent me…”
At this time, I’d like to introduce you to my brother, Christopher. I hope that you laugh as much as I did….
What the heck are they laughing at? By Christopher Louis
Growing up my brother and I were crazy and rambunctious kids. There is no denying that we gave our parents a run for their money. If we weren’t pushing their patience by staying up long past our bed time or begging them to buy us the newest Star Wars figure, we were beating the snot out of each other or purposely egging the other on to do something totally stupid. While we were not angels, we also weren’t devils. We just loved to have fun, laugh, and have a good time. We wanted to make each day an adventure. Sure, it got us in trouble sometimes, but it was almost always good natured.
As with any siblings there are lots of growing pains as you discover new interests, new friends, and truly come into your own and the relationship between you and your sibling changes. Sometimes for the good, and sometimes not so good. Despite our many differences, there has always been one thing that could bring us together – laughter. Laughter has helped us to remember and rebuild our bonds. When friends ask about my brother, I love to share how we can have the other laughing within seconds simply by sending a photo (usually of William Shatner), copying a movie quote (Airplane is always a good bet) or sharing an inside family joke (usually something our dear Grandpa mispronounced).
I admit there was a time when I swore I had to be adopted because I could not understand the joy that Keith, my dad, and my grandparents found in watching Sanford and Son. However, the same could be said for him in my guilty pleasure of watching Dynasty. While I am sure neither of us would relish the idea of sitting down and watching either of those shows together, there are still so many movies, TV shows, and old radio shows that provide us with so much laughter and delight. I thought I would share a few of them with you now.
Your Money or Your Life!
Mugger: Your money or your life.
(Long, awkward pause)
Mugger: Look bud, I said your money or your life.
Jack: I’m thinking it over!
The first to share is one of the greatest comedians of all time – Jack Benny. I am forever thankful for my dad introducing us to the joys of old radio shows. While we both love many others (Fibber McGee and Molly, Burns and Allen, or Suspense), The Jack Benny Program is our favorite. Whether Jack is giving sales clerk (Mel Blanc) the worst time possible by constantly exchanging show laces (he can’t decide between plastic tips or metal tips), or constantly insisting he’s 39 years old (which can’t be confirmed because there is a hole in his birth certificate from erasing it too many times) it is comedy gold. Plus, both of us can totally tell you what LSMFT means or what the six delicious flavors of Jell-O were. (For those not in the know, those are both from sponsors of the Jack Benny Program – Lucky Strike Cigarettes and Jell-O).
(Keith Note: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco! Strawberry, cherry, raspberry, orange, lemon, and lime!)
“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
The 60’s Batman TV show is a treasure trove of comedy genius. Adam West’s portrayal of the Dark Knight is played so straight and even that it is impossible to not start laughing at the utter absurdity! Don’t get me wrong – I love it, but it is odd to think how anyone couldn’t see that Batman and Bruce Wayne were one and the same.
(Keith Note: I pointed out to my brother how he hits the nail on the head here! It really is absurd! Proof of the absurdity – and how Commissioner Gordon must be clueless – can be seen as Adam West has a conversation with himself as both Bruce and Batman in the following video clip!)
Of course, the many guest stars paraded through as villains brought much of the laughter. There was Cesar Romero as the Joker with white paint over his mustache, Frank Gorshin jumping all over the set as the Riddler, Victor Buono running around as King Tut, and Vincent Price as Egghead making more egg puns that you can imagine. Of course, part of the fun is trying to count how many times Robin says “Holy ____” in an episode. My favorite will always be “Holy Hole-in-a-Doughnut, Batman!”
(Keith Note: Oh, and I had to add the above picture because of the sub-title of this section!)
“What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?”
There are truly so many wonderful Mel Brooks movies and while I am not as into Blazing Saddles as Keith is, we can’t deny the laughter that comes from watching his films. I’m choosing Spaceballs for this blog. Plus – what’s not to love about this amazing spoof of Star Wars, a movie Keith and I both loved and played and recreated more times than I could count with many, many action figures.
Some of my favorite quotes include:
- No sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
- How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
- Keep firing Assholes!
- We ain’t found shit!
- Why are you always preparing? You’re always preparing. Just go!
- Smoke if you got ‘em.
- So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life. That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
(Keith Note: Love the bumper sticker – “We Brake for Nobody!”)
“Kiddie Car, June Bride, Rookie, Phantom Fox, Blarney Stone, and Clunker”
AKA – The North Avenue Irregulars. We loved this movie! It was one of those great Disney gens of the 1970’s that we found and just loved as kids. I remember how excited we were watching our dad record our own copy of the movie from one VCR to the other. I also remember the exact spot where it cut out for a moment. Oh, those good old days of VHS tapes…
Anyway, who would think that kids would love a movie about a group of church ladies who work to take down an illegal gambling ring? But we did! It had so many big stars of the era; Edward Herrmann, Barbara Harris, Karen Valentine, Cloris Leachman, Michael Constantine, Ruth Buzzi, and Dena Dietrich (famous for playing Mother Nature in Chiffon Margarine commercials). Each character was different and came with their own burdens and personal issues but came together to bring down the bad guys. As with many 70s movie, it includes its own car chase / demolition derby.
One of my favorite scenes includes three of the ladies “going undercover” to place a bet and they are all wearing trench coats and sunglasses. One has a tape recorder hidden inside her coat and just as she is about to place her bet, she is advised to start recording. She accidentally presses “play” instead of “record” and the song “Roll Out the Barrel” starts blaring from her coat.
(Keith Note: My Favorite quotes: “It’s her money. Get two” and “Butt out, lady!”)
“Help! Help! The Alcalde has all my money!”
George Hamilton playing dual roles! Enough said!
Zorro the Gay Blade is one of those movies that just makes me smile and laugh. While George is hilarious as Don Diego and his twin brother Ramon (aka Bunny Wigglesworth), Brenda Vaccaro and Ron Leibman as Florinda and Esteban are so over the top and crazy you can’t wait for them to come back on the screen.
Some of my favorite lines:
- You naughty, evil Alcalde! I’m going to do . . . such . . . terrible things . . . to you!
- Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!
- Thank goodness for small favors!
- Know me? Sink me! We were once womb-mates!
- There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly!
(Keith note: It’s funny that Chris mentions this movie. Look for a full write up on it from me in early September for the “Costume Drama Blogathon”!)
“Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home …”
Airplane! One of the great comedies of the 1980s. There is something about spoofs that if not done correctly are painful to watch. This is not one of them. I think Keith and I have quoted this movie since our first viewing and haven’t stopped yet. There are just so many great lines that I could do an entire post on this movie alone!
Some of my favorite lines:
- It’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
- Surely you can’t be serious? I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
- Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?
- A hospital, what is it? It’s a big building with patients in it, but that’s not important right now.
- Get me someone who won’t crack under pressure. How about Mr. Rogers?
- I haven’t felt this bad since I saw that Ronald Reagan movie.
There are many, many more movies and TV shows I could have included here, but I decided to focus on just a few for now, but as I near my wrap up, how can I not share the one photo that I think we’ve shared back and forth more times than I can possibly imagine? I mean, I even mentioned the person’s name at the beginning of this blog. Without further ado, I present the one image guaranteed to make both of us laugh.
You can totally hear him right now, can’t you?? The king of the dramatic pause – William Shatner. There are no more words necessary – this image is all you need.
(Keith Note: Ricardo Montalban should have won an Academy Award for his performance in this film. He is brilliant! My brother once got me a Khan figure to put on my desk for Christmas!)
Laughter. It has been a delight revisiting these few memories as they have helped spur so many more that could fill numerous more blog posts. Thank you for joining me on this guest post, I hope it brought you some laughter as well. I will end with one final image that encompasses a big part of our childhood: Keith and me playing with our Star Wars figures. The fun and adventures we created beyond the films!
(Keith Note: My brother could not have picked a more awful picture of me – ok, maybe he could have. What makes me laugh about this picture is that he has Star Wars figures, and I have that Fisher Price motorcycle dude (who we called “Ginge”)! I am also appalled that I am wearing black socks in this picture! The picture, however, is a wonderful time capsule, though. Besides the toys of the 70’s and 80’s, you will notice ugly shag carpeting, HUGE books called phone books (where we used to look up phone numbers), a stack of newspapers (where we got news before the internet), and one of the first video game systems – the Atari 2600!
It’s always fun to see what others remember and what you forgot. The North Avenue Irregulars was something I had forgot about! I am so glad he mentioned it. In speaking to my brother after reading this, he stated that writing this blog for me, brought about many other things that he “could have” wrote about. I am encouraging him to keep notes on those things and return for another “guest” spot. Thanks, Chris! I love you!)
This blog is my entry in The Fifth Annual Favorite TV Show Episode Blogathon, which is being hosted by Terence Towles Canote and his site, “A Shroud of Thoughts.” Terence has also written a book entitled “Television: Rare and Well Done – Essays on the Medium”. He writes about TV’s “Golden Age”, westerns, the spy craze of the 1960’s, and a whole lot more. It is available on Amazon.
His page can be found at: www.mercurie.blogspot.com/
The guidelines for this Blogathon stated that the shows being written about must be at least 25 years old, so you couldn’t write about anything after 1994. There are many participating in this blog and you can read their entries here:
To the tube ….
In all honesty, I could have written about countless episodes from countless shows. I may actually try to make it a point to write more about single episodes of shows in the future. For this blog, there were TV episodes that immediately came to mind and the issue for me became “Which one should I write about?” I narrowed the list down to four, and Terence said it was perfectly ok to write about all of them! The shows I have chosen will give you a glimpse of early TV in the 50’s, classic Sci-Fi from the 50’s, and a groovy look at the 70’s.
Three of the four shows that follow are sitcoms. One of the shows is a drama (which I will talk about more before that episode’s write-up). I believe TV Guide once said that a good sitcom needed some specific things: Good characters (even if they are static and predictable), an interesting and relatable plot, structure, believable dialogue, and conflict. The sitcoms I am writing about certainly have each of these things. I’d like to add one more element to this: a pay-off. Like a good joke, some of the most memorable episodes have a great pay-off at the end. Some pay-offs are better than others. Some pay-offs are funny, some are serious, some simply make a point. Watch for each of these elements as you read about my four choices.
The Honeymooners first appeared on TV as a short sketch on the show Cavalcade of Stars on October 5, 1951. When the show moved to the CBS network and became The Jackie Gleason Show in 1952, the sketch continued. It became a full half hour sitcom in October of 1955 and ran for 39 episodes, which are now referred to as “the Classic 39.”
The show was about Ralph Kramden, New York bus driver, and his wife Alice. They live on a tight budget in a rundown apartment. Ed Norton, a sewer worker, and his wife Trixie live upstairs. Ralph and Ed are great friends – they bowl together, belong to a lodge, and work together on “get rich quick” schemes. (If this friendship sounds familiar – yes, this show was the blueprint for the cartoon, The Flintstones!) The first TV episode I am writing about is Show #1 of the Classic 39 – TV or Not TV.
The Honeymooners – TV or Not TV (Originally aired October 1, 1955)
Trixie tells Alice that their TV set is broken, and they need to get a new one. Alice points out that while they are getting their second TV, the Kramdens have never owned one. Trixie suggests that Alice try to butter Ralph up by giving him the “pipe and slippers” routine. She tells her to go out of her way to make him feel special and then, when the time is right, ask him for a TV.
When Ralph gets home, Alice puts the plan in action. She brings him slippers, calls him “sweetums” and “Sweetheart face”, brings him the paper, and is acting more loving than normal. Ralph is immediately suspicious. He figures she is being extra nice so he won’t go bowling or that her mother is hiding somewhere in the apartment. She insists that this is not the case and asks what she can get him to drink. His response is priceless, “Let me have what you’re drinking. I want to get loaded, too!”
Once she feels he is comfortable, she says, “Oh, by the way, Ralph…” to which he immediately jumps to his feet! “Ah ha! I knew there was a ‘by the way’ in there somewhere! What’s ‘by the way’?” She tells Ralph that the Nortons are getting a new TV and wants to know why they don’t have one yet. Alice says that Ralph goes out at night to play pool, go bowling, or go to the lodge he belongs to while she is left to look at the ice box, the stove, the sink, and the four walls of her kitchen. She pleads, “Well, I don’t wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls. I want to look at Liberace!”
When Ed Norton comes in, Ralph immediately yells at him and calls him a troublemaker. He says that because they are getting a new TV, Alice wants one, too. Ed confesses to Ralph that he was actually hoping that he could borrow some money from him. He tells Ralph that the new TV’s are expensive and he really can’t afford to get a new one and no one will give him any more credit. This is when Ralph gets an idea that leads to the wonderful comedy of this episode.
Ralph says that he can’t afford a new TV and Ed can’t afford on either, so he says they can both pool together their money and buy one together. He says it will solve all their problems. Ralph can still go bowling, Ed can watch his Captain Video shows, and Alice can watch TV while he is away. Ed begins to question why the TV automatically ends up at the Kramden’s house. So Ralph suggests flipping a coin to see where the TV ends up. “Heads I win, tails you lose,” Ralph says. It comes up tails – so Ed loses. Ralph pockets the coin and when Ed suddenly says, “Wait a minute” Ralph thinks Ed has figured out he’s been duped. Nope. He just wanted his coin back.
In the next scene, Ed is in front of the TV watching Captain Video. He is wearing his space helmet, adjusts his disintegrator gun, and recites the Captain Video Pledge. This is the final straw for Ralph. He says that for three days he has watched nothing but “space shows, westerns, cartoons, and puppet shows” and tonight he wants to watch a movie. He turns on a romantic movie and in the middle of it, Ed calls it silly and switches the channel back to Captain Video. Ed then switches it back to Captain Video. It is like two school children fighting back and forth. Ralph finally yells at Ed to “get out” and Ed reminds him that half of the set is his, and if he goes, half the set goes with him.
They finally look in the paper to see if there is something that they both can agree on. They find a boxing match to watch and once it is on it looks “fuzzy”. Ed suggests that Ralph take the antenna and move it around the room. He has Ralph move all over and out into the hallway. One he is out in the hall, Ed locks him out, switches the channel to Captain Video, puts back on his space helmet and listens to Ralph banging on the door!
The next few scenes are among my favorites. We see Ralph in front of the TV dozing off while watching a movie. Alice calls to him from the bedroom and says he needs to get to bed because he has to work in the morning. He shouts back that he is watching The Late Show. He continues to doze and Alice again calls to him. He finally gets up and turns the TV on. His eyes are half closed, and instead of walking through the bedroom door, he walks into the hallway. In a very funny moment, we hear a bunch of crashing and banging. Alice runs out of the bedroom to find Ralph walking back in holding his head. He simply says, “I fell down the stairs.” As they walk in the bedroom, Alice yells at him for staying up late instead of going to bed.
What follows is one of the best scenes in this episode. All is quiet and the door to the Kramden’s apartment opens and in walks Ed. He is in his robe and pajamas and carrying a bag. He turns on the TV and we hear the announcer say, “And now for the Late, LATE, show.” Ed pulls out a huge submarine sandwich from the bag and begins to eat as some scary music plays from the TV. While Ed is eating, there are gunshots and a woman screaming from the TV. Ralph comes flying out of the bedroom and sees that Ed is watching TV. He is furious and tells Ed to get out of the apartment. Ed again argues that he owns part of the set. The argument continues and Alice comes out of the bedroom.
When Ralph laments “Why does all of this happen to me?” Alice reminds him that he is the one who was too cheap to buy a TV and so he conned Ed into going in on a set with him, so he could get one for half price. Alice then says that she doesn’t understand them. She reminds them that they are good friends and they don’t have any troubles when they bowl or shoot pool together. She asks them why they can’t get along now. This, of course makes them both feel awful and they apologize to each other. Ed asks Ralph if he can stay and watch the end of the movie. When Ralph hears about the movie, he pulls up a chair next to Ed. As the movie plays, they both doze off and fall asleep.
Alice returns to the kitchen and finds both men asleep. She gives them both a blanket and says, “I’ve gotta admit it, Ralph. For once in your life, you’re right. We should have never gotten a television set.”
One of the reasons this is one of my favorite episodes is because of the scene where Norton sneaks in to the apartment to watch his movie. Jackie Gleason did not like to rehearse. He read the script and performed it once – when the camera was rolling. When you see this scene, you will notice Art Carney begins to laugh when Ralph comes running out of the bedroom. It was the first time doing the scene together and it cracked him up. It is such a quick moment, and you really have to watch Carney when it happens. The pro that Art was, he is able to recover quickly and finish the scene.
The second TV Episode I am writing about is also an episode of the Honeymooners and was also part of the Classic 39. This episode gives us a look at the Norton’s apartment. Compared to the Kramden’s, the Norton’s look like they are doing much better financially. It is much nicer, it has a much more updated feel, and he has a machine to record records (which had to cost him a pretty penny). We also get to see just how much Ralph and his mother-in-law dislike each other, which is one of the reasons this episode is a favorite of mine.
The Honeymooners – A Matter of Record (Originally aired January 7, 1956)
Ralph is excited that he has two tickets to the Broadway hit play, “Murder Strikes Out.” It is a play that has everyone talking! It has a chills, thrills, and a surprise ending! Ralph is excited because he has always promised to take Alice to a real Broadway show and he can finally do it. He tells her to get dressed because they are going to make a date of it.
Alice asks if the tickets are for that night and Ralph tells her they are. She tells Ralph that she cannot go because her mother is coming over for a visit. He cannot believe that she would give up a night to go to a real show because her mother is coming. She tells him that it is impossible and that she cannot go because he mother is going to arrive any minute. She suggests that Ed Norton go with him. Ed agrees and goes up to change.
Ralph is more and more angry at the thought of Alice not going because of her mother. It is obvious that she and he do not get along with each other. He cannot believe that he is going to the play with a “space cadet” because of her mother. He bad mouths her and Alice says that she knows her mother isn’t the easiest person to get along with and tells Ralph that is no reason to act the way he is. He tells her that he acts that way because “Your mother is a blabbermouth.”
This word is obviously not one that Alice likes at all and tells Ralph to stop calling her that. He replies, “All right, you’re the expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for blabbermouth.” He then explains why he dislikes her so much. He tells Alice that from the moment she arrives until the moment she leaves, she’ll be talking about why she should have married one of her other boyfriends, why he is so fat, and why there isn’t new furniture in the apartment. He says she is nosy and “if there is one thing I hate, it’s a nosy blabbermouth!”
With this Alice delivers an ultimatum. “Now listen Ralph. I am warning you for the last time. You call her that once more, and when my mother leaves here tonight, I just might go with her.” Ralph tells her he won’t say a word to her or her mother. Alice says that would be fine because there won’t be any arguments that way. Ralph then asks, “You think because I don’t say a word, there won’t be an argument? I’ll bet you a million dollars that she won’t be in this apartment three minutes before she starts an argument! I won’t have to say a word!”
With this there is a knock at the door and Alice’s mother comes in. As she enters, in a very funny move, Ralph grabs the alarm clock and sets it for 3 minutes. He holds up three fingers to Alice as if to say, “She’s got three minutes!” As soon as mother is in the door, she complains that Alice lives too far from the subway. She slams Ralph by saying that she guesses that they can’t do better with the rent they can afford and how important it is to have a husband who is a provider. She then says that Alice looks think and accuses her of not eating – she even goes a step further to slam Ralph by insinuating that maybe she’s not getting enough of the food in the house. With each little jab, Ralph gets more uncomfortable and rolls his eyes.
Just as predicted, Alice’s mother then begins to talk about an old boy that “used to be crazy” about Alice. She tells him how tall and handsome he is and then jabs at Ralph again saying, “I guess a man doesn’t have to get fat if he doesn’t want to.” She then goes a step further and says “of all the boys you brought to our house, he’s the only one I had any use for.” (Ralph had obviously been to her house – so we have yet another jab at him.)
Alice pours her mother a cup of coffee and asks Ralph if he wants some, but he just grunts (keeping his promise not to say a word). Her mother asks what’s wrong with him, and Alice tells her he is fine and that he is going to the Broadway show. When she tells her mother the name of the show, she brushes it off and simply says “oh that.” Ralph continues to be agitated as Alice’s mother says that her neighbor has seen it. She goes on about how it was supposed to be suspenseful and give you chills and thrills, and then says, “and all that stuff about ‘don’t tell your friends the surprise ending.’ Well it was no surprise to Mrs. Finley (the camera is on Ralph as Alice’s mother is about to spoil the whole thing). She knew the whole time that it wasn’t the uncle who committed the murder – it was the husband!”
What follows is the moment that brings this episode to my list of favorites:
As if on cue, as soon as Alice’s mother ruins the ending of the play, the alarm clock rings. The three minutes are up and Ralph is done. He stands up and slams his hand on the alarm clock to shut it off. He turns to his mother and in classic Jackie Gleason style yells, “YOU. Are a Blabbermouth! A Blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth!” and then tells her to get out! Throughout his rant Alice is trying to get him to stop. Alice’s mother get’s up and leaves. Ed walks in as Alice walks out.
Ralph tells Ed that Alice’s mother ruined it all for him. He tells Ed the outcome of the play. That doesn’t bother Ed, who still wants to go. When Ralph questions why he’d want to go now that he knows the ending, Ed says he’ll watch it right up to the end and then get up and walk out.
In the next scene, we see Ralph sulking because Alice is still at her mother’s house. She’s been gone 5 days and Ralph is miserable. He tells Ed that if he could find a way to talk to her, he would pour out his heart to her and she’d forgive him. Ed has an idea. He pulls out a recorder and tells Ralph he can record an apology on a record and that way, Alice will know exactly how sorry he is.
As Ralph begins to apologize to Alice. He tells her how miserable he is without her there. He then even apologizes to her mother. As he does so, he says that “she doesn’t mean the things she says. It’s just her nature. She doesn’t mean to be mean. She’s just born that way.” The more he talks about his mother-in-law, the more angry he becomes. It’s like he is reliving the entire moment all over again. As he continues, he gets louder and angrier. “When she spilled the beans about the end of the play, I shouldn’t have got mad at that. I should’ve expected it from her. I know how she is. It’s never gonna be any different Alice! She’s gonna be the same old way, Alice! She’s a Blabbermouth! ….”
Ed jumps in and stops him and asks him what he is doing. He explains that every time he thinks of her mother he flips. He tells him to stop thinking about her mother and to think about Alice. Ed puts his last blank record on the recorder, leaves the room at Ralph’s request and Ralph records a very heartfelt apology. We really see the tender side of Ralph as he records this. When he is done he calls Ed back into the room. Ed begins to cry because he has been listening.
Ralph gives Ed Alice’s mother’s address and he addresses the envelope. Ed asks his wife to hand him the record from the recorder, and she hands him the first record! In the next scene, Ralph is questioning Ed – Did he send it? Did he send it to the right address? He cannot figure out why Alice hasn’t come home. There is a knock on the door and it is one of the members of Ed’s stickball team. He tells Ed that one of the members can’t play the next day because he has the measles. The boy also says that Ed’s wife told him he’d be down with Ralph and that she was upstairs talking to Alice.
Ralph is excited because she is in the building and MUST be coming home. He tells Ed to go back upstairs so he can be alone when Alice comes back. He thanks him for mailing the record. When Alice comes in, she is quiet. Ralph asks if she got the record and says he meant every word. She looks at him and says, “So my mother was born mean, huh? It’s in her nature, huh? Once a blabbermouth always a blabbermouth ….” She tells him she is glad he sent her the record because now she knows how he really feels and leaves. Ralph pleads as she leaves and tells her she got the wrong record. After she is gone, he calls up to Ed Norton to come down. He wants to tell him “how it came out.” As the scene fades out, Ralph is smacking the stick from the stickball boy on the kitchen table awaiting Ed’s arrival.
The next scene opens with Ed entering Ralph’s apartment. Ralph angrily tells him to leave. He calls him a menace and tells him to leave. Ed informs Ralph that Alice is coming back. He took the right record over to Alice’s mother’s house and played it for her. He tells Ralph that she cried and cried and forgives him. He tells Ralph that she is on the way home, and will be bringing him a steak for dinner.
There is a knock on the door and it is someone from the Health Department. He asks if there are any children living there. Ralph says no. The doctor explains that there is an outbreak of measles in the building and names off the children who have it – all of who are on Ed’s stickball team. The doctor asks if Ralph has ever had the measles and he says no. He gives him a quick exam and says he has them now, and explains that he probably caught them from hanging around Ed.
When Alice finally arrives home, she is prevented from entering by the Health Department doctor. Ralph begs the doctor telling him that he hasn’t seen his wife in three weeks. Ralph reluctantly tells Alice to go back to her mother’s until the outbreak has subsided. Ed tells Ralph how impressed he is, sending his wife away so she don’t get the measles, especially when he really wants her there. He says how sad it is tat he’ll be there alone to cook and clean. Ralph grabs the stick, begins to slam it on the table and says, “She didn’t leave me with the mess, stickball coach!” and yells at Ed to put on the apron.
I think that this is just another example of a great story and great writing. The story has twists to it (wrong record mailed, catching the measles) and we get to see not only the typical angry Ralph, we get to see the tender side and just how much he and Alice love each other. We also see some wonderful gestures from Ed as Ralph’s friend. It is just a great all around episode with some very touching and very funny moments.
My third pick for favorite TV Episodes comes from the pen of Rod Serling. It also comes to us from The Twilight Zone.
Personally, I think Rod Serling’s Twilight Zone was such a big hit because of the formula it followed. Each episode started with a sort of teaser – something to introduce you to the characters or the situation. This was usually followed by a narration by Rod. You then have “Act 1” which furthers the story and identifies the “conflict”, if you will. “Act 2” the characters try to resolve the conflict, we are led to the climax, and the fake or false resolution and the pay-off/twist at the end.
This is far from original, as many radio shows in the 1940’s followed this same format. You can give a listen to Suspense, The Mysterious Traveler, or The Whistler to find examples of this. Rod, obviously listened to a lot of radio growing up to the radio and was influenced by this. He used some of the same elements as he wrote shows for the Twilight Zone.
If you had to pick a show from the Twilight Zone series that exemplified a “classic” episode, Time Enough At Last would easily be one of the choices. It has characters we connect with and feel for, it has a plot that is believable (and very possible at the time it aired), very real dialogue (Rod was very particular about making sure the words spoken by the actors were genuine), and a very ironic twist at the end.
The Twilight Zone – Time Enough At Last (Originally aired November 20, 1959)
As the story opens, we are introduced to Henry Bemis (played by the amazing Burgess Meredith), a bank teller who sees the world through “Coke Bottle” glasses and loves to read. As a matter of fact, he is reading on the job, and his reading has caused him to not give enough money to his customer. He is so enthralled by the book he is reading, he even asks his customer if she’s read it. He goes on about the characters and the story, but by the time he looks up from the book, she has already left. No one seems to be as interested in the book as he is.
Reading on the job is taking a toll on his work. He is reprimanded by his boss, the bank president who tells him to read on his own time. He is told that is he is caught reading on the job again, he can basically look for another job. Reading is also getting him in trouble at home. His wife detests that he spends so much time reading and has basically told him it is not allowed at home. His wife is a real witch who says that when he is reading he is “sacrificing conversation”. (In all honesty, she isn’t very pleasant and I can’t imagine conversation with her being pleasant either.
She tells Henry that they are going to visit friends. He grabs a book from under a couch cushion and sticks it in his jacket pocket. His wife asks him what is in his pocket and he acts like he has no idea. It is a book of poetry. She asks if he would like to read her something from it. He gets excited that she is interested to hear poems and he opens the book to find that she has gone through with a pen or pencil and scribbled out every word on every page of the book. He is visibly upset by this and she grabs the book and rips out the pages and throws them on the floor. He drops to the floor and begins to scoop them up.
I love the opening narration from Rod Serling:
“Witness Mr. Henry Bemis, a charter member in the fraternity of dreamers. A bookish little man whose passion is the printed page but who is conspired against by a bank president and a wife and a world full of tongue-cluckers and the unrelenting hands of a clock. But in just a moment, Mr. Bemis will enter a world without bank presidents or wives or clocks or anything else. He’ll have a world all to himself – without anyone.”
The next day, we see Henry look at the clock, grab his book and newspaper, put up his “this window closed” sign, and he heads off to read at lunch. We see him walk to the basement, he enters the bank vault, pulls the door shut and sits down to read. The newspaper headline foreshadows what is to come: “H-Bomb Capable of Total Destruction”
While in the vault, Henry is knocked unconscious by a huge shock wave. When he wakes up, he walks upstairs to find total desolation. The bank is in ruins there is complete destruction. As he wanders outside, we hear the eerie sounds of howling winds and see a smoldering landscape.
As he wanders through what is left of the world, the Rod Serling narration returns:
“Seconds, minutes, hours, they crawl by on hands and knees for Mr. Henry Bemis, who looks for a spark in the ashes of a dead world. A telephone connected to nothingness, a neighborhood bar, a movie, a baseball diamond, a hardware store, the mailbox that was once his house and now is rubble; they lie at his feet as battered monuments to what was but is no more. Mr. Henry Bemis, on an eight hour tour of a graveyard.”
As he continues to walk and examine the rubble, he finds what is left of his mailbox. He calls to his wife, but there is no answer. It is becoming more and more obvious that he is the last man on earth. On the bright side, there is plenty of food. There are cans of food available in the remains of grocery stores. Sadly, he is alone. He even states that the “worst part” is “being alone”.
As time continues to pass, despite Henry telling himself that it’s ok, he is desperately searching for someone – anyone! He wants to find something to do and someone to do it with. He stumbles on what is left of a sporting goods store and on the ground he sees a revolver. He thinks of the terrible loneliness, picks up the revolver and decides to commit suicide. As he puts the gun to his head, and notices in front of him the remains of the public library.
He runs to find books – hundreds of books! He picks them up and reads off titles and authors. He has hit the jackpot! He can get lost in the stories of romance, adventure, and more! There is no one to tell him whether he can or cannot read! No one is there to tell him what to read and what NOT to read! He has found the mother load of books and they are all his for the reading!
He stacks the books into piles. He has 12 piles for every year. Each pile contains the books that he will read for that month. He has piles for years to come. He has planned it out and is excited to know that he will be able to spend the rest of his days lost in books. He was a man who never had enough time to read. As he sits on the library steps he says that “the best thing is there’s time. There’s all the time I need. All the time I want. Time. Time. Time! There’s time enough at last!”
We see Henry Bemis in a moment of perfect jubilation, and it all changes in the blink of an eye. He sees a book on the stairs, and as leans down to reach for it, his glasses fall from his face and the lenses break. He searches for them with his hands and eventually finds the frames. He lifts them up and the lenses, which are cracked, fall out and fall to the ground. In the classic Twilight Zone twist, Henry says simply, “That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I wanted…! That’s not fair!” He bursts into tears, surrounded by books he will never be able to read.
As powerful as this is, what makes the ending even more powerful is the final narration of Rod Serling:
“The best-laid plans of mice and men – and Henry Bemis, the small man in the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Henry Bemis, now just a part of a smashed landscape, just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Henry Bemis – in the Twilight Zone. “
It’s interesting to note that the final narration may be a tip of the hat to actor Burgess Meredith’s acting credits – he was in the 1939 movie “Of Mice and Men”. Rod Serling must have liked him as he, and Jack Klugman each starred in 4 episodes of the series. He is also in the episodes Mr. Dingle The Strong, The Obsolete Man, and Printer’s Devil. he also appears in the Twilight Zone movie.
Why is this one of my favorite TV episodes? To me it is just perfect. I don’t care how many times I see it, I am always blown away at the ending – and ending that I know is coming, and yet, still love it. It is a masterpiece!
My final entry to this blog is a selfish one. For 30+ years, I worked on the radio as an on air personality. So I guess it makes sense to give a nod to one of the greatest “radio” oriented TV shows, WKRP in Cincinnati. This sitcom is funny to watch whether you work in radio or not. It’s a bit funnier if you work in radio, because you truly know someone just like each of the characters of this show!
While in radio, I worked as a Program Director (Andy Travis’ job on the show), Promotions Director, Music Director, Assistant Program Director, Production Director, and even held the position of General Manager (Arthur Carlson’s job on the show) for a short time. Usually, the Promotions Director and the Program Director get together to come up with an promotional idea for the station – usually a giveaway or something like that. A Salesperson (Herb Tarlek on the show) then goes out to find a sponsor to tie in with the promotion. It is then executed on the air with the personalities (Dr. Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap on the show).
This episode made my list of favorites because, first of all, it has all the great things that a good sitcom should have (mentioned above), second, I’ve had to deal with radio promotions that didn’t go as planned, the pay-off of this episode is one of the greatest in television, and finally, the premise of the show is based on a real event! Over the years, the origins are not quite clear, but MOST of the stories say that a radio executive named Clarke Brown who said that an Atlanta radio station did a similar promotion where the turkeys were given away.
As I stated, the pay-off to this episode is so good, it really is the reason why it makes all the “best of” lists. The story is a slow go to get there. The first act of the episode sets up the premise and it isn’t until halfway through the show that we start to see where it is going and finally get to the pay-off.
WKRP in Cincinnati – Turkey’s Away (Originally aired October 30, 1978)
General Manager Arthur Carlson just wants to be a part of things. His mother owns the radio station and he is managing it. He is nosing around the on air studio, he is asking questions of everyone and Program Director, Andy Travis is hearing all about it. “You gotta do something about Mr. Carlson…”
The station had just recently flipped formats to a rock format, and Mr. Carlson is starting to feel left out of the day to day operations, and a bit unappreciated. He seems to be up in everyone’s business. We learn that Mr. Carlson has come up with a Thanksgiving promotion and only he and Herb know about it. There is a lot of concern among the staff, but Andy is ok to let Mr. Carlson have his promotion.
As the stage to the second act is set, Les Nessman, WKRP’s newsman has now been brought in to go to the spot where the “event” will happen and broadcast live. We still don’t know what the secret promotion is! We just know it will be big and Les will do a play by play.
The pay-off begins when Les begins his broadcast from the Pinedale Shopping Mall. As he begins to broadcast, we see Dr. Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap, Andy Travis, and Bailey Quarters in the studio listening to the broadcast. Les begins by saying:
“I’m here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here.”
It is obvious by his play by play that he has really no idea what is about to happen either. He says he hears the sound of a helicopter. Andy is also intrigued as he asks those around him, “A helicopter?”
In a very funny moment, Les says there is something being pulled behind the helicopter. It is a banner. “and it says H a p p y… T h a n k s… giving… from W… K… R… P!” What is funny to me (as a radio guy) is that he reads it, and even though he works for the station, he drags out the call letters one at a time…..” Even the people in the studio at the station are trying to help him drag out the call letters!
Note: The Hindenburg was a huge airship that literally exploded and the disaster was broadcast on radio. When the writers wrote Les’s broadcast, they had that broadcast in mind.
For what happens next, here is the script of Les’s broadcast courtesy of http://www.imdb.com:
Les Nessman: “What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The ‘copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it’s looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It’s a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air… There’s a third… No parachutes yet… Those can’t be skydivers. I can’t tell just yet what they are but… Oh my God! They’re turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they’re crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone’s running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don’t know how much longer… The crowd is running for their lives. I think I’m going to step inside. I can’t stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can’t go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don’t know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd… (Silence)”
Richard Sanders, who plays Les, is brilliant in this scene. You can totally see the horror in his face as he realizes what is happening. That, along with his wonderful read of the dialogue, makes this a very believable story!
Johnny Fever, in shock as are the rest of the staff in the studio, turns on the microphone once he realizes they have lost communication with Les and in a brilliant live ad-lib says:
“Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.”
We then see Jennifer, Andy, and others fielding complaint calls. Les walks in and he is stunned and in a state of shock.
When asked what happened, Les replies:
“I don’t know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack me! I tried to jam myself into a phone booth. Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that. ”
When Mr. Carlson and Herb walk in to the station, they look like they have been through hell. Their clothes are torn, there are feathers on them, and they look disheveled. Mr. Carlson is in disbelief! He tells the staff that he doesn’t understand how it didn’t work. He tells them that he had planned it out down to the last detail. He went as far as to say, “It was perfect!”.
Mr. Carlson and Herb walk into his office and the rest of the staff continue to ask Les about what happened. Terrified, Les says that it was like the turkeys mounted a counter attack and were “organized”. The credits of the show begin to appear on the screen and then we have the classic pay-off. Carlson emerges from his office and says the ten words that make this episode a classic:
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
As I said, it was a slow build up, but the pay-off remains one of the most quoted lines from the show. As mentioned earlier, the episode is based on a real radio station event. In real life, the turkeys were thrown off trucks to listeners, and sadly, the results were about the same.
I chose these episodes after thinking on it for about 5 minutes. In that time I came up with about 15 episodes and narrowed it down to these. After I made the decision, I realize that I could have written about my favorite episodes of Perry Mason, Sanford and Son, Mission: Impossible, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Get Smart, The Monkees, and the list goes on and on…. These were just the ones that hit me immediately. I suppose it is nice to know that I will have a few in the bank for next year’s blogathon.
I want to thank Terence for indulging me and allowing me to write about four episodes instead of one. Thank you for reading!
How about you? What is YOUR favorite classic TV episode??
A comedian’s job is to make people laugh. Legendary comedian Milton Berle once said, “Laughter is an instant vacation.” Charlie Chaplin said, “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Victor Borge said, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” In a nutshell, laughter is an important part of a happy life.
According to a new survey, the average American laughs 8 times a day. That seems a bit low to me, and I really hope that you are “over average”. The survey has also compiled a list of answers to the question: What makes us laugh? Here are the Top 10 “universally funny things” that make us laugh.
10. Watching people trip or fall.
Let’s face it, this is always funny – unless it is you or me falling. Pratfalls, slip and falls, etc…have been making people laugh since the silent films of the 1920’s. Prior to YouTube and the internet, American’s Funniest Home Videos was loaded with people falling! When people fall – people laugh.
A pun, by definition, is a joke exploiting the different possible meaning of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. When a banana goes to the doctor because it wasn’t peeling well … you have a pun. I have a group of friends on Facebook who appreciate good puns. We are forever posting “punny” things on each other’s Facebook page, or sending each other puns. Often, a good pun is just what I need to start the day.
8. Bad photos of people.
I, for one, always find it funny to look at bad pictures of me. Go ahead and pick up your high school yearbook and there are no shortage of bad photos that you can snicker at. There are websites that you can find that offer you hours of entertainment by looking at bad mug shots, bad family photos, and people wearing wacky clothing. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com is one of those websites.
7. People mispronouncing words.
As a radio guy, this is always funny to me! I remember one day I had not read through a particular script before having to read it on the air. Instead of saying “testosterone”, I pronounced it “test-ost-er-own-ee”….. it was like I was talking about some kind of pasta or something! It was hilarious! MANY old time radio comedies had people say things wrong on purpose to get laughs. It was prominent on Amos and Andy, Jack Benny, Fibber McGee and Molly, and Abbott and Costello. Of course, those were scripted mispronounciations…..the ones that are not planned are even funnier.
6. Knock Knock Jokes.
I have to admit, I find this interesting. Outside of elementary school children, I don’t know of many folks telling knock knock jokes. I guess they are still good enough to be in the Top 10.
5. Dad Jokes.
This can almost be included with number 9, because most dad jokes fall into the “pun” category. A dad joke is typically a corny or predictable joke that are usually not very funny. As a matter of fact, the more unfunny, the better. They are often told to get a groan out of the audience.
Example: I hate jokes about German sausages! They’re the wurst!
4. Reality TV.
The fact that this is high on the list is kind of amazing to me. Sure, there was a point where I could watch Duck Dynasty, and shows like that and laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of them, but not so much anymore. Many reality shows are pure garbage today. I don’t enjoy any of the “talent” shows anymore. The only reality show I enjoy watching are shows like “Live PD”, which at times can still make me laugh.
3. Memes and animal videos.
Why these two are lumped together, I don’t know. Memes are like comic strips. They can be very funny. There are even apps that allow you to create your own memes.
Animal videos can be very funny – with or without narration. There are no shortage of cat videos that will make you bust a gut on the internet. One of my favorite animal videos is from some British show where they dub in voices for the animals! That’s funny stuff!
2. Sitcoms on TV.
Here is where I agree and disagree at the same time. To be fair, there are some very funny sitcoms on TV today, but many are just predictable and unfunny. Much of the humor is crude and contrived. There are some newer shows that made me laugh out loud consistently (like 30 Rock, That 70’s Show, The Office, and Arrested Development), but most of the current sitcoms are just not funny to me. As old as they are, and as many times as I have seen them, shows like The Honeymooners, Sanford and Son, and WKRP in Cincinnati still make me laugh out loud.
1. Things our kids say.
I couldn’t agree more! I am actually glad that this tops the list. My sons have said some of the funniest things (many of which I talked about on the radio). I love the Facebook memories feed, because many times I am reminded of those things that they’ve said years later. It doesn’t have to be your own kids, either. Kids are always saying funny things (which is why there was a hit show called Kids Say the Darndest Things)! The mind of a child and they way they look at the world and see things will always produce a laugh!
Ok, what makes you laugh? I want to know. Have a story to share about one of these ten things? Was there something that you felt should have been in the Top 10, that wasn’t? Let me hear about it! Let’s share the laughter … the world needs lots of it!!